Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Silly kids

The kids have been cracking me up this week!

Monday Brian and the kids were downstairs and I was upstairs folding clothes.  I got a text from Brian asking me to bring some Cortisone for Alex.  I went downstairs to put the Cortisone on him and asked him where he was itching. He pointed to the inside of his elbows and said to rub some in the gutter.  The gutter?  Alex looked at me straight faced and said, "Yeah the gutter."  And he pointed to the bend of his knee.

Same night Bri was watching Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?  (Which she says she is not.)  I was putting laundry in the dryer and she came running into the kitchen and said, "Momma listen to this question they just asked: What bird has the smallest feces?"

Me: "WHAT?!?!"

Bri: "What bird has the smallest feces?"

Me: "Species, Bri.  What bird is the smallest species?  NOT FECES!"

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